People would actually pay tall money to go on a cruise with Sir Douche and the Nozzles? I wouldn't go on a cruise featuring Bill Maher, Andrew Sullivan, Clive Davis, and The Woman With the Perfect Ass--and I like them. I mean, just look at these guys!

Now that's a party! If one goes on a cruise with these debutantes...time to think about ending one's life--seriously. At a minimum, just sit in your house, watch Fox News, and talk about the hippies next door as if someone cares. But leave your money for your children--they still have a chance.