Friday, November 21, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Wuuuutever, Dude
The piece is mostly ornamented with cliched, metaphor shtick--as is most everything he writes--so don't expect to do much learnin' (liberals are tofu-eating, sandal-wearing, tree-hugging dimwits who don't know how the real world works, blah, blah, blah). But it makes me wonder if he's asked himself the very hard question of, "was I, maybe....wrong?"
Since 1959, under Republican Presidents, the US has, on average:
- Higher deficits
- Higher national debt
- Higher federal spending
- Higher unemployment
The numbers are far from earth-shattering in their difference, and some could well argue that it is all a coincidence. But if one is prepared to make the coincidental argument, one better be prepared to say that Presidents don't matter for an economy and that Democratic presidents sure have a way of being lucky. And surely the numbers prove that Ds don't spend as much as the GOPs (we can afford our own tofu and chai lattes).
So why support these buffoons? Beats me--that's why I voted against them--but I suspect it can come down to cultural issues. Maybe you do want to deny gay people the right to marry and keep Terry Schiavo alive by federal governmental fiat and take away Habeus Corpus and track private citizen's phone calls and strike out on Utopian wars and mortgage your children's economic future by banging a tamborine and holding out a tin cup to China--all at the expense of your own income--just enough to support the present day GOP, the "real" America. But you don't, P.J., you don't.
You said it yourself:
And where would you rather eat? At a Vietnamese restaurant? Or in the Ayn Rand Café? Hey, waiter, are the burgers any good? Atlas shrugged.Socially, you are more with the Ds in wanting a more open, diverse society. Economically, most of America does better under the Ds. I assume you want rule of law and things like torture and secret imprisonment of people ended, given your professed love of liberty. So you are conservative why?
Maybe you are just a dude, an Independent like me. And maybe, just maybe, you've been wrong for the last ten years or so. Possible?
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Keynesian Economics on its Head (and Acid)
It looks almost certain to be illegal:
"Did the Treasury Department have the authority to do this? I think almost every tax expert would agree that the answer is no," said George K. Yin, the former chief of staff of the Joint Committee on Taxation, the nonpartisan congressional authority on taxes. "They basically repealed a 22-year-old law that Congress passed as a backdoor way of providing aid to banks."But the Treasury Department doesn't think so, of course:
Andrew C. DeSouza, a Treasury spokesman, said the administration had the legal authority to issue the notice as part of its power to interpret the tax code and provide legal guidance to companies. He described the Sept. 30 notice, which allows some banks to keep more money by lowering their taxes, as a way to help financial institutions during a time of economic crisis. "This is part of our overall effort to provide relief," he said.
The Treasury itself did not estimate how much the tax change would cost, DeSouza said.
Some conservative economists argue that not only should a firm be able to use losses to offset gains, but that in a year when a company only loses money, it should be entitled to a cash refund from the government.Now that's brilliant. Create an economy that makes it impossible to fail if the bank gets big enough. How is that not national socialism--and terribly misdirected national socialism at that? Privatizing profits and socializing losses is "conservative?" And how is this not wealth distribution on a grand scale?
I don't know near enough to speak to section 382 of the tax code. Perhaps there is an argument to be made that it is somehow unfair. But I don't think that this, along with decades of Republican measures, can be interpreted as anything but a sincere belief that government needs to be active in helping big business make more money--even at the cost of small business and everyday citizens--because that is what fuels the American economy, in their view.
That is an argument to make, and some may find it a good one, but what it most certainly is not is an argument for laissez faire, free market capitalism. It is more of a sloppy De Gaulle approach to economics where government subsidizes anyone in the Russel 2000--preferably the Fortune 100--and uses the tax revenue from average citizens to do it.
Monday, November 10, 2008
End of Chris Tucker?
Chris, that shit never really was funny. Now, given what has happened, it's just stupid.
Charles Alexander
Sanctimonious
I've heard similar Country tunes and it makes me cringe. Not because I'm not a fan of my country or of putting a boot in the ass of our enemies, but because it's so stupid and childish. If you want to talk about being tough, be tough. Talk of throwing your enemies before you and delighting in the sound of the lamentation of their women. And if you want to talk about love of your country, do it in more ways than saying "soldier, beer, USA, Jesus, or Smokey Mountains."
I don't know why it makes me cringe on the level that it does, but it does. I suppose it's the same kind of cringe that one gets if their drunk parent is making an ass of herself--just plain embarrassment, really. Does that make me an elitist snob? No, I don't think so. I just hope for more from my fellow citizens. And seeing how the sweatsuit-and-Bud Light-combo woman that is subjecting me to this mind numbing drivel is having trouble figuring out how to use the phukin jukebox, I don't see why I should not hope for more--and certainly don't see why I should not be embarassed.
GOP Civil War Watch
This election ought to once and for all teach conservatives that Ronald Reagan is dead, and he's not coming back.
But before the D's and liberals get too excited, they don't exactly have a coherent philosophy either. If you asked me now what the Democrats stand for, I couldn't really tell you. It doesn't seem that tough to do either, which makes it even more curious. How about something like:
- Support for American working families through fair taxation, universally available and affordable health care, and a world-class educational system.
- Strong military, but restraint in foreign affairs--focusing on diplomacy, and using our military only when absolutely necessary.
- Fierce defense of our Constitution and the Civil Liberties it guarantees.
- Commitment to a robust infrastructure in all 50 states.
- Commitment to a cleaner, safer United States through massive reduction in pollution and forming a Green Economy.
But whatever form the D platform takes, it needs to form quickly. If I'm honest with myself, I voted for Obama more because he is anti-current-day GOP platform vs. a D. The GOP has become a victim of its success and needs to rebuild, but it will rebuild. If the D's want to stay formidable, they need to become more of a party to vote for vs. a party of protest.
Reading Kristol
Obama told his daughters, “And you have earned the new puppy that’s coming with us to the new White House.”I gulped.
Not out of my deep affection for dogs, fond of them though I am. But because while we’ve all known that Obama is a very skillful politician, he hasn’t until now been a particularly empathetic one. Competence plus warmth is a pretty potent combination.
Maybe this partially explains his early lobbying for Sarah Palin as VP choice. I think he truly views American politics as a pseudo-American Idol competition which, cynically, it partially is, but there is more to it than that.
Then again, I really have no idea what he is ultimately trying to say. And I sometimes wonder if he ultimately knows what he believes in.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wooten
Caribou Barbie
Bill Maher was right. She's a BIMBO. A BIMBO.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
But We Still Hate Homo's
So bigotry is not gone from our country by any stretch, my dear readers. And bigotry can exist in the hearts and minds of those who have been victims of bigotry themselves (see: Hispanic rejection of Obama in the Democratic primaries, Chinese-Americans who won't acknowledge my presence in their shops when in San Francisco's Chinatown, Puerto Ricans that talk shit about Mexicans and vice-versa, White Northerners that immediately think "idiot" when they hear a White Southern accent, etc., etc.).
But this issue of bigotry seems especially cruel. Homosexuals aren't asking for anything other than the chance to be part of a family. That's it--only to allow them to pick a person they fall in love with and bring them into their family while being part of their loved one's family as well. Marriage is the only vehicle to do this. And to deny this to homosexuals who are otherwise law-abiding, tax-paying adult citizens--while affording any law-abiding, tax-paying heterosexual adult citizen the right--can only be explained by bigotry, not law or reason. It is discrimination. Period. And both California and Arizona should be ashamed of themselves.
The Onion Strikes Again
"The election of our first African-American president truly shows how far we've come as a nation," said NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams. "Just eight years ago, this moment would have been unthinkable. But finally we, as a country, have joined together, realized we've reached rock bottom, and for the first time voted for a candidate based on his policies rather than the color of his skin."
"Today Americans have grudgingly taken a giant leap forward," Williams continued. "And all it took was severe economic downturn, a bloody and unjust war in Iraq, terrorist attacks on lower Manhattan, nearly 2,000 deaths in New Orleans, and more than three centuries of frequently violent racial turmoil."
Fringe Right Schadenfreude
Imagine Reality as a planet. Then imagine its solar system. Then imagine the universe that solar system finds itself in. Then go somewhere to the right of that universe. This is the space they inhabit.
I am so happy to see them in soul-wrenching turmoil. I truly am. Does that make me mean or petty? Perhaps so. Do I feel the slightest bit sorry for it? Heh heh heh heh....NO.
And one final word to you lunatics: KISS MY RED, WHITE, AND BLUE ASS! USA! USA! USA!
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
And Still They Come
In states like New York, Massachusetts, California--states that have been put in Obama's win column for months now by all the polls and pundits--are seeing lines of voters unlike any they have seen before. And in states like Oklahoma, Nebraska, and Wyoming--states that have been firmly McCain's for months--are seeing the same thing.
There is something tectonic going on in American politics right now. And I firmly believe that Obama has led nothing short of a movement--possibly even a revolution. The American political Left has been organizing and leading grass-roots initiatives for years now and Obama owes them quite a bit, no doubt. But Obama has forever changed the American political and cultural landscape.
We will be reassessing just who we are for decades to come after this election. Questions and policies regarding ethnicity, economic fairness, the role of government, war and peace, what makes one liberal or conservative, what is...possible--all will all be revisited and redefined.
And still the voters come. People that have never voted before. People that have felt bullied, disenfranchised, inferior, intimidated, and many who have just been apathetic in the past, are now voting, now making phone calls, now driving people to polling places, now taking part in writing their own future, now feeling pride, now believing, now knowing hope. What a great day to be an American.
I Voted
If I should need to name, O Western World, your powerfulest scene and show,'Twould not be you, Niagara - nor you, ye limitless prairies - nor your huge rifts of canyons, Colorado,
Nor you, Yosemite - nor Yellowstone, with all its spasmic geyserloops ascending to the skies, appearing and disappearing,
Nor Oregon's white cones - nor Huron's belt of mighty lakes - nor Mississippi's stream:
This seething hemisphere's humanity, as now, I'd name - the still small voice vibrating -America's choosing day,
(The heart of it not in the chosen - the act itself the main, the quadrennial choosing,)
The stretch of North and South arous'd - sea-board and inland - Texas to Maine - the Prairie States - Vermont, Virginia, California,
The final ballot-shower from East to West - the paradox and conflict,
The countless snow-flakes falling - (a swordless conflict,
Yet more than all Rome's wars of old, or modern Napoleon's): the peaceful choice of all,
Or good or ill humanity - welcoming the darker odds, the dross:
- Foams and ferments the wine? it serves to purify - while the heart pants, life glows:
These stormy gusts and winds waft precious ships,
Swell'd Washington's, Jefferson's, Lincoln's sails.
Today is a good day.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Prescience of the Onion
Andrew's Case
I agree with most of it, but do not have the industry or talent to match it. Certainly not with words, anyway. And though my take is a slight bit more negative than his in proclaiming my endorsement and future vote for Obama, I will say the following: I am tired of being ashamed.
I am ashamed by the fact that we torture. That Americans, serving in an official American capacity, have tortured people--many of them innocent by the Pentagon's own admission. Some, tortured to death. Yes, innocent people--tortured to death. By Americans.
I am ashamed that we can't deal with our nation's successes and accomplishments--left to us by our generations past--and continue to fail again and again by managing wars without competance, economies without reason, and politics without respect.
I am ashamed that my president for the last 8 years has viewed the Constitution of the United States as an obstacle vs. something that he needs to protect (as is mandated by his Oath of Office, btw).
I am ashamed that my conservative friends can sit with my liberal friends and, within minutes, all of us come to levels agreement that show a way forward through the most contentious issues in this country such as abortion, the death penalty, economic equality, etc., but my goverment cannot.
I am ashamed of having a President who is rightfully mocked, rebuffed, and disrespected. Of our loss of respect in the world, our dreadful economic situation, of having people like Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell playing an influential role in our politics. I am ashamed of it all, but I will never be ashamed to call myself an American.
And that is what Andrew and I share mostly. A desire to be believers in America again. A desire to be proud of ourselves again. And that's why I am voting for Barack Obama.
Brubeck's A-Train
Though a Duke tune (actually, a Billy Strayhorn tune, technically) it seems done more in the style of Thelonious Monk. But what do I know? So, here it is:
Friday, October 31, 2008
Taxes and Socialism
I really don't understand fully the angst behind Obama raising the tax rate 3-4% on dollars made over 250K, however. I really don't. I certainly understand not wanting to give my money to idiots in Washington (or even brilliant scholars in Washington)--that's easy. But it is not that that seems to fuel the anger. It is more the very phrase of "share the wealth" that seems to gnaw at these guys. As a conservative friend of mine calls it, "giving my money to people who haven't deserved it."
1. People who make 6-figures, effectively, get a tax break already by not having to pay Social Security taxes above the 90,000 mark (it's actually probably a bit higher than that now--not sure). They can keep 7.65% more of their income to invest and spend however they please on those dollars.
2. 95%+ of what the government does with taxes is a redistribution of wealth. The money goes to highways you never drive on, universities you never attend, weapons you never fire, retirees you don't know, national parks you never visit, etc. Governments have been doing it ever since we've had governments and taxation.
3. A concentration of wealth makes for a less robust economy (see: TODAY's economy with over half the wealth being controlled by 5% of the population). Coddling the investment classs in the hopes of effective trickle-down economics does not, and has not worked.
4. It's a 3 or 4 percent increase! The same rates we had during the very prosperous Clinton years! Get over it! We have to pay the bills somehow and, if the revenues don't come from the largest pool of income in the US, then from where?
There are more points I could make, but I'm so tired of this. President Bush and his giggling gaggle of GOP sycophants put an extra 5 trillion dollars onto the debt just in his term in office. That's approximately $16.5 thousand for every man, woman, and child in the US--obviously more for every taxpayer. And that is just the debt. It is time for adults to run the government now and fix his sorry mess and, if that means raising taxes a few percentage points on the most comfortable in our society, than that's what it means.
It is far from socialism. It is acting like a grown-up.
Polls
It shouldn't be too surprising though. As I said back in June (well before this economic collapse), the task presented to McCain is so difficult, I don't know if any Republican could have won this year.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Helen
Kinsley Makes the D Economic Case
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Wooing Conservatives
There is fodder in the above paragraph for a number of books and policy debates, but I won't continue any longer--I've been cheating from work and personal obligations too long as it is to be writing this. But for what it's worth, a video of Republicans and Independents making their arguements better than I ever could:
Sunday, October 26, 2008
IQ Litmus Test
Point 1: Obama is talking about putting the highest tax bracket back to 39%, as it was during the Clinton administration (note how Clinton's economy didn't exactly destroy American prosperity). That means the tax rate going from 36% to 39%--a 3% increase in taxes on dollars made over the 250K mark. If anyone out there is making over 250K and are aghast at a 3% increase on that slice of your income, I have three words for you: Boo Frickin Hoo. We've been bleeding our budgets red and Obama is raising taxes because he must. Why? Because of that irresponsible child masquerading as a President in the White House. If you have a problem with that--blame W and his merry band of hypocrites that ran the House and the Senate for the first six years of W's presidency and, together, spent other people's money like a pack of drunken sorority girls with new credit cards. It's because of them that we have to go around the world with a tin cup and a tamborine just just to pay the massive bills we've collected.
Point 2: If progressive taxation makes one a Socialist or akin to Marxism, then lump Teddy Roosevelt and Ronald Reagan in that crowd as well.
Point 3: Eh....what's the use? Crazy broads like this will be pushed to the margins soon enough, I guess. They will still have similar private thoughts--but they will either keep them to themselves so they aren't socially ostracized or will be put out to pasture. It won't be soon enough.
UPDATE: According to Paul Abrams, Obama would increase the top marginal rate 4%, not 3%. His overall view on it is here. (What he and I neglected to mention--and where Joe the Plumber shows his ass as someone who knows little about business or taxes--is that if he incorporated his company, as he should, he could pay himself a salary of 249,999 dollars and never face a tax increase under Obama's plan).
Saturday, October 25, 2008
In the Genes?
Joe McCain, brother of John McCain, called 911 to complain about traffic. I'm serious. When the 911 operator asked him if he is calling to complain about traffic, his response was, "F*&k you." Could the McCain campaign get any more bad news?
And, short of being mentally handicapped, can you imagine anyone besides a self-righteous and self-absorbed prick calling 911 because he is frustrated with traffic? What could possibly be going through his head? I know he is no spring chicken, but I do think that the car radio was invented prior to his birth. Why not turn it on and listen to some music or, say....find an AM station with traffic reports on them...?
From the Pathetic to the Lugubrious
Good news for Joe if he wins, Congressman don't make over $250k/yr either--so no worries about Obama taxing you more.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Another New Reader?
Anyway, the reader sent a couple links I thought I would share about "Generation Jones." It's new to me and I'm a bit skeptical about it, quite frankly. I understand the point, but I don't want to get too caught up in dissecting the electorate. There is a tendency, as with all efforts to classify human beings, to use social classifications as denominators in a algebraic equation when doing so. That was not the reader's point by any means (and I'm not suggesting that it was), but it can lead to mistakes in judgement if one isn't careful.
With the overlong disclaimer, however, I still do think this is a generational shift between baby boomers and those that are not--Generation Jones or otherwise. There is no way we can compete with the boomers on the "interesting" level. The 60s were too complex and transformative to compete with. But I don't think that's a bad thing. It makes us less self-absorbed, more open to shades of grey, more...pragmatic, really.
In that way, it puts us more in the modern human, and certainly more American, tradition. Kinda boring? Yes. Self-righteous? Thankfully no. Correct? Perhaps. But willing to talk about things without absolutes or some grand agenda fueling the discussion. Long live that which is Boring, I say (at least in politics ;-)).
So, without further ado, my reader's contributions here, and in the video below.
How Cool is This?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008
As Long as I'm Feeling Self-Righteous...
The 3 or 4 people that read this thing thought that I was over the top in my antipathy for Hillarah, and to a point I was, but it was motivated by a frustration with Ds (or at least non-current-day GOPs) to settle for what was 'winnable' vs. what was more bold and far better.
Obama has literally, quite literally, mobilized millions in his campaign effort. The vast majority of these volunteers do very small things such as make a few phone calls, plant signs, drive a couple people to early polling locations--nothing earth shattering. But the obvious brilliant simplicity of it is that it makes the election their election too. They have a personal stake in the outcome and--in a real way--effect the final tally beyond their single vote. It is enpowering. And, at the risk of sounding too Polyannish, it is the modern manifestation of Thomas Paine's dream and hope for the United States.
That is not to say that McCain's campaign doesn't do the same thing for its volunteers or that Hillarah wouldn't have. But can anyone imagine either of them doing it as well? Further, can anyone imagine the slime oozing out of the McCain campaign ads if Hillarah was the VP choice? With that much baggage?
Back to the intended point, this always had the chance to be a generational shift. I've said before that Obama's biggest qualification is that he is not from the Baby-Boomer generation. There are two generations younger than them that need a voice and a new politics. And it is those two generations that are really propelling Obama into the White House, rightly or wrongly. Hillarah represents neither of these two generations. That is not her fault (and it is Obama's luck), but that doesn't change the reality.
While true that Biden is not of Obama's generation, he doesn't obfuscate the platform in the way that Hillarah would have. And he gives the opposition little to oppose other than honest policy disagreements.
Even if, by some miracle, McCain wins this thing, it will be Obama's style, Obama's constituency, and Obama's campaign tactics that will guide the Ds in the presidential races in the future. It will not be Hillarah's. And that, in my humble opinion, is not only a very good thing, but a greater legacy than Hillarah could have ever left.
Ahem
Two quotes of note from the article:
...[T]he pollsters are finding that some voters whom they considered "unlikely" voters have in fact turned out to vote. Zogby gives Obama a 21-point lead nationwide among people who have already voted, and SurveyUSA and Civitas peg his advantage among early voters in North Carolina at around 20 and 30 points, respectively.
And:
And according to Tom Jensen, Obama has a 68-24 lead among voters who did not cast a ballot in 2004.
Holy Shiznickels.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Colin Powell Endorses Obama
What I think it might help accelerate, however, is a GOP reality-check. They seem to be the only thing in more disarray than the economy. When you lose the confidence of people like Warren Buffet, George Will, Peggy Noonan, and Chris Buckley, you have a problem. When you lose a man who is a former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, a former National Security Advisor, and a former Secretary of State--all of them under Republican presidents--you have a major problem.
Just Who is McCain?
Here is what I didn't know about McCain. Make no mistake, the article is out to get him and show his warts. I understand that. But the article reminds me of friends and acquaintances that I have had, and still do have--people of great qualities, but not the type I would want as my leader.
Assuming that McCain is about to lose this election (certainly not guaranteed, but likely), I hope he makes more news like the video below rather than continuing on with the behavior and language he has exhibited in this nasty and divisive campaign. It seems like his worst qualities are showing now and, not to be morbid, he isn't going to be on this earth much longer. I would think he would rather be remembered as a great public servant than as a petty opportunist who--even in his 70s--never stopped being a bratty frat boy.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Ugly
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Land and Taxes
I have no idea. I'm sure there are many economists and pundits out there either feeling vindicated or who are now running for cover. But I can't help thinking that--in his own way--Henry George is the one most vindicated, however posthumously. Though notable for a few things, he is most remembered for his advocacy of a single tax on land--arguing that land and natural resources should belong to the public good.
It is Land, Real Estate, that was really behind this latest crisis. Before there can be sharply rising home prices, lax lending practices, defaulted mortgages, bankrupted mortgage insurance firms, or any of the things that have gone wrong, there needs to be land and the need for shelter. And it is land that governments have still not really figured out, I think. Land is certainly taxed all around the world in different ways, but I'm not sure what the best way to do it is. And I don't think many do.
Ideally, Henry George would have the dirt itself be as close to a zero-profit market as possible due to taxes taking away any increase in price. So, if one buys a plot of land for $1 million dollars and sells it for $2 million later, the $1 million increase in value would be taxed at 100%. Here is where it gets tricky, however. If one spends $1 million building something on the land and sells that building for $2 million, the $1 million increase in value for the building is not taxed at 100%. George would not have it taxed at all, in fact--just the dirt.
From what I understand, Philadelphia (and other cities in Pennsylvania) has a system something like this, where the land and the structure are taxed at different rates. No idea how well it works, but I imagine it has it's detractors. Hong Kong is known for steep land taxes so they can keep income taxes low. Even Winston Churchill favored a Land Value Tax early in his career. There are plenty of other schemes as well, of course (look here, if interested).
What I hope is that present-day economists look less at the details of government regulation, lending practices, interest rates, etc., and instead look at land tax policy again. Land is an expense to everyone from the richest to the poorest, inflating the price of everything from lease space, warehouses, factories, apartments, homes, movie theaters--anything with a structure on it--which, of course raises the prices of all goods and services. Hyper-inflated real estate prices sunk Japan into a decade-log recession back in the 90s and a mortgage crisis has caused a global financial crisis today.
I don't know how to handle it best (or really how to handle it all, truthfully--not a well trained economist). But I can't help but think that Real Estate is the last vestige of feudalism and, therefore, the hardest to deal with in a market economy. It has nothing to do with capitalism. Construction and development have everything to do with capitalism, however, and it seems quite difficult to separate the two in tax policy or overall land value. But I think it has to be done somehow.
If it can be pulled off, perhaps income and sales taxes could be lowered for everyone. Perhaps more affordable housing could result (requiring a 30-year mortgage for a modest home seems to be a failure of modern capitalism, truthfully), perhaps lower prices for goods and services could result. I really don't know. But at least it would make our supposed capitalist market economy much closer to that--a capitalist economy. As it is now, we are--quite literally--paying for our continued failure to effectively deal with the most basic of human needs: earth and shelter.
Most ironic of all, it is Real Estate--the most non-capitalistic element of our sainted market, capitalist economy--that is compelling capitalists around the world to forgo market principles and behave like socialists now. What I would give to bring Adam Smith, Karl Marx, and Henry George back from the dead to see where we are at now. Criticism would come from each of them, I'm quite sure. And we would probably deserve it.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Leave Sarah Alone!
Note to McCain camp: Your candidate is running on foreign policy! Nothing Else! His economic agenda is the GOP/Bush agenda but with cutting pork barrel spending (has anyone actually seen a barrel of pork, by the way? Just curious. Seems like an odd cliche is all.)
There is nothing else there. The chief argument for the GOP--and it is a serious one--is that McCain is more suited to lead the US through these turbulent times given the terrorist threat. The End. In fact, he is betting so heavily on it that he dismisses the economic side of things almost entirely. (Does anyone seriously believe that "Bush/GOP economic agenda, but a shade stingier," will actually be persuasive given the economic conditions we face presently)?
Given all that, how can the McCain camp--even for a second--try to protect their VP choice from being inexperienced and/or unknowledgeable about foreign policy? This would be a joke if it wasn't so serious. Instead, it's a sham. An utterly absurd, and insulting, sham.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
"You were wrong"
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Contrast
A McCain aide told CNN Friday the campaign would release Palin's documents, but on their "own timeframe."
Lovely. First, they keep her holed up in Alaska to avoid the press (saying that she will talk to the press when the campaign is ready), and now they are going to release tax documents "on their own timeframe." And Obama is the elitist? "Rest, ye peasants! The Court of McCain will hear your questions upon His Majesty's convenience." Charming.
What are they so afraid of? Oh, that's right, her apparently complete lack of knowledge regarding foreign policy--to include the Bush Doctrine. Do I think she is stupid? Of course not. But I don't think she has much interest or curiosity on the subject. Certainly not enough to know about the very doctrine that put us into Iraq, anyway--which is rather important, I should argue, since she is running to be, you know, the next in line for President of the United States and stuff.
And I wonder what else she might have no knowledge or opinion about like, say...the trade deficit, budget deficit, national debt, plummeting dollar, inflation on food and energy, Sino-Indian relations, nuclear arms in N Korea and Pakistan, Burmese unrest (call it "Mee-an-mar" and I'll kick you in the face), immigration, the political/security situation in Mexico, unfunded liabilities, anything. ANYTHING! Just give me an opinion. Show me that the thought at least crossed your mind. I don't have to agree, just know that you have an opinion. And please show me one before you were nominated, not the rehersed party line.
But, of course, I'm an elitist because I do things like...read, and have a small amount of knowledge about the world around me. And here is the scary part. The McCain campaign has taken a cynical--and potentially winning--bet. That Americans really are that dumb. That they expect, and react well to, patronage. That talking about pick-up trucks and football and Jesus is enough to win.
Maybe their calculation is correct, but their premise is wrong--I'm convinced. Sure, many don't give a hoot in hell about Burma, but I bet they would if they were told what the situation was. They may not really know the impacts of massive trade deficits, but they could know them in about 5-10 minutes and would certainly have an opinion about the subject thereafter. And many of them actually do read and keep up on things. And therein lies the challenge for Obama.
He's great about getting people filled with the religion of reform and change and happy days, but I should think his real challenge is to go to blue-collar America and tell them what the GOP's cynical bet really is. Tell them that the GOP thinks you are stupid. That if a candidate talks about something other than pickup trucks and God and 5-point bucks in the woods, he's an elitist. And then challenge them to ask questions from both sides that would expose just how versed they are on the subjects. Show them that they are not simpletons with no interest in anything 5 minutes past their noses. That they can, and do, care about a number of things. And, most importantly, that they want to have a leader that challenges them to do so vs. a Kindergarten teacher telling them how proud they are of us for being 'regular Americans' (whatever that means).
Biden is actually better suited for that. But Obama might be able to pull it off too. Guess we'll see.
Goddammit!
"Truth? Fuck it! So long as you win." That has been the last 8 years--where elections are the only moment of accountability, integrity is for chumps, and political success is measured by how well one can dupe the public. I just can't believe that McCain--champion of electoral reform!--is a part of it now.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Kim Jong is Ill
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Even Sadder

So much has been said about the qualifications of Palin as the VP pick that the attempt to add further would be beyond unnecessary. Truth be told, I don't care about Palin. What I care about most is why McCain and his GOP advisers even considered her seriously. It was an idiotic, impulsive, cynical choice.
As such, it begs the question of just how seriously McCain and the GOP are about governing. Seriously. Are elections the only standard? However one views the election, frivolous or pedestrian are two adjectives not commonly thrown at it. Particularly given the last 8 years of 'winging it' with W, the GOP needed to show--above all else--that it was serious about governing again. This VP choice just re-enforces the argument that the GOP is, literally, not fit to govern.
A party that was once known for tolerance, fierce protection of privacy and civil liverties, and a dedication to laisse-faire markets and society is now the party of intolerance, torture, and a disgustingly self-righteous claim to proper society to mask their paucity of ideas to fit the world as we live in it now. And leading it is my Senator and one of my heros, John McCain.
His submission to the GOP as it is now is such a betrayal of Goldwater and the traditions of the GOP as to invoke nothing but heartbreak--truly. He knows better, but had to win an election and thought that this was the best way to do it.
So go ahead with Palin, Senator McCain. Appease the Christianists and betray Goldwater, agree that torture is ok if we do it, continue with the fantsay that there are quadrillions of barrels of oil off the US coastlines, continue with the fantsay that lower taxes always equals greater US prosperity. All you must give in return is my vote, my respect, and your soul.
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Interlude
(Hat Tip: Clive Davis)
Monday, August 25, 2008
TSA Today
The third-grader has been on the watch list since he was 5 years old. Asked whether he is a terrorist, he said, "I don't know."The old "tip the skycaps well" ruse...clever girl, Ms. Robinson.Though he doesn't even know what a terrorist is, he is embarrassed that trips to the airport cause a ruckus, said his mother, Denise Robinson.
[...]
Denise Robinson says she tells the skycaps her son is on the list, tips heavily and is given boarding passes. And booking her son as "J. Pierce Robinson" also has let the family bypass the watch list hassle.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Onion Digs Deeper into Voting Demographics
Bill Schneider, aka Baron Nozzle de la Douche, would be proud. Dig this joke at the end. (Overthrow of Greece...where does he come up with this stuff)?!
Friday, August 22, 2008
Wealthy Mexicans Chipping Themselves
I know it's a hell of a lot easier to say than do, but I cannot believe that Mexicans aren't taking to the streets in protest over police involvement with kidnappings. In the US and many other countries, people would be ready to burn down government buildings if it were found that police officers were involved in such a heinous crime as kidnapping. Yes, heinous. I would want to kill someone that killed a family member of mine, if I'm honest with myself--seems like a normal reaction. Anyone involved with kidnapping a family member of mine I would want to slaughter. And, continuing to be honest with myself, I would do it with no more compunction than stepping on a cockroach--possibly less.
Mexicans have a history of revolution. They will fight if you piss them off enough. I just wonder why they aren't angrier now. And, back to the chips, what happens if/when you can find an abducted loved one with this method? Do you go to the police?
Hillarah as VP
Yes, you have have to win the office before you can govern, but my God...unless Obama gets caught with a dead girl or a live boy, it's over. He will be the next President.
Finally, if douche bag extraordinaire Bill Schneider agrees, time to reconsider. He is the very symbol of lemming political opinion in the media today. Can any of you remember an original thought or comment he has ever uttered? Even something remotely interesting?
Hillarah ain't gonna make it, Gents. Time to say goodbye.
Biden as VP
My surprise has been the conventional wisdom that Biden is the "surprising" or "dark horse" choice. To me, he is almost the obvious choice and have said as much back in January (sigh, could have made a fortune on intrade). That's not to say that Biden has received the nod, but I just can't see much of a downside other than that he probably doesn't want it--at least comparative to a Secretary of State slot or still a ranking member of the Senate.
He's strong on defense, knows the Senate as well as anyone, has bipartisan respect, isn't afraid to scrap, good on camera, nationally known, in good with the Clintons, great family, doesn't dodge questions, moderate...why not? Yes, he can shoot his mouth off a bit, can be a little smug, had the plagiarism thing about 20 years ago, but outside of that...hard to beat if you ask me. Guess we'll see.
Whoever it is--and it will NOT be goddammed Hillarah, trust me--I hope s/he and Obama can help put the Clintons out to pasture as part of the election. We've suffered enough.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Monterey Redux--part 1 of possibly many
1) Wednesday. Arrive in San Jose. Airport sux schweaty monkey nutz, but you live with it (and they are working on it).
2) Arrive in hotel in Santa Cruz (no hotels under $300/night available in Monterey area during the Historic races and Concours D'Elegance).
3) Go have chipotle prawns and scallops on the pier. Santa Cruz is a nice place to be. Dinner at Pasatiempo resort up the street a ways. Great burger while watching the Olympics.
4) Thursday. Off to Pacific Grove Municipal Golf Course--aka 'The Poor Man's Pebble.' Breakfast at Coastie's in Pacific Grove, Brother and I play with a charming older twosome (Mitch and Kitty--just friends, not a couple) and I played like a Casa del Fuego on the back nine (the coastal nine). 1 over on the back--with 3 missed birdie putts within 10 feet--and shot a +5 75 for the round. Hurts because it could have been better, but still could have been a lot worse. What a place.
5) Lunch at Gianni's--great pizza/sandwich joint in Monterey. Two pints of Carmel Wheat, mmmmmmm--great beer if you can get it ( a lot like Samuel Adams Summer Ale).
6) Shoot pool at Easy Street Billiards on Tyler Street in Monterey. I kicked my brother's tucas at 8-ball and then he kicked mine at 9-ball. He owns a pool table though, so overall, I won.
7) Drinks on the patio of Spanish Bay resort. Got a free shot of Laphroig 15 year whiskey. Missed the piper (whimper), but I'll see him next time.
8) Friday. Played Seascape Golf Course in Aptos. Kicked my ass. Kicked the bejeezus out my brother. We probably did about 2 grand in property damage the first nine holes. The second nine was better (less homes) and more dramatic. I recommend golfers play it if they think they can keep it pretty close to straight. Otherwise, pick a different course. It gives the term 'tree-lined' an an entirely different meaning and, if you ever have an even lie, you will know you are on one of the better tee boxes.
9) Nappy time back at the hotel. Mmmmmmmmm.
10) Rally in Carmel. According to my brother, rather boring compared to last year. Still, pretty damn cool. When seeing yet another Ferrari inspires a "huh, not bad," you are at least close to Carmel. Some amazing cars were parked all over the joint--including a 1930 Rolls Royce and (right behind it) a 1959 Bentley. We even saw a chain driven fire truck looking thing from 1918 with inlaid wood on the rear carriage parked behind a 1932 Packard (pics delivered later).
11) Dinner in Carmel at La Dolce Vita. Great setting. Good, but not great, food. Nicest waiter in the world. Excellent sauce on their calamari--I'll give them that for certain.
12) Saturday. Drive down Highway 1 a bit to Rocky Point Restaurant (see pic below). There was a funer....wedding going on at the time, but they made room for us. Food was better than I remembered it. Watched ground squirrels forage for food as the waves crashed against the rocks about 100 feet or so below--all glass walls in this place.
13) Off to the historic races! Imagine every exotic race car you've ever fantasized about seeing and then magnify it by at least 10 if you are a true afficianado--100 if you a pedestrian fan like me. The place is dripping in racing nostalgia. Two cars were taken out of the museum because it was time to race--including a 1978 Lotus and a 1959 Ferrari Testarosa. The winner of the whenever-1933 bracket was a 1932 Alfa Romeo--one of 5 left in the world with the 'original' stamp on it--and he drove it like he stole it. Oh, and the 1978 Lotus was driven by Mario Andriette.
14) Dinner a Chef Lee's in Monterey. Went a bit budget with this one. Service was awful, but food was good for the price.
15) Sunday. Breakfast at Friar Tuck's in Carmel. Wasn't really hungry, but food was good. Setting better.
16) On to the Concours D'Elegance--the premiere car show in the world. Forget what you might think you know about car shows. This show takes all day to see and a lifetime to drink in. Unless you happen to have seen $1.25 million dollar one-of-a-kind cars from 1929 next to the single Pinafiori Cadillac in the world (made in homage to Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy in 1961) as but a teaser to the real car show, don't try to compare notes with me. Have you ever seen a 1959 Stingray Corvette? The answer should be "no" because it was a concept car in 1959 that never saw production. But it's at the Concours. How about an 1894 Mercedes Benz...ever seen one? I have. Oh, and the setting is the 18th fairway of Pebble Beach! My brother and I were joking that they must have the greenskeeper chained to a bed in a remote part of Southeast Asia. Pebble Beach! The 18th hole! With ancient cars driving on it?! I would need black tar heroin to calm me down if I were the greenskeeper.
So, all in all, not a bad way to spend 4 or 5 days. I recommend it to any who can afford it--budget style or otherwise. And whoever is responsible for that blessed place, be it God, the Dark Lord of Hades, Thor, Quetzalcoatl, Zues, E=mc2, or Colonel Sanders...thank you. You have my undying devotion.
Monterey--Post Mordem
I offer a picture of a breakfast setting my brother and I had at Rocky Point Restaurant along Highway 1. I ordered the first bloody mary because I like bloody mary's. I ordered the second because I knew I would have to leave soon. Fortunately, like the place itself, it didn't disappoint. May I present: The Lone Bloody Mary Cypress.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Adjust your bookmarks
Saturday, July 26, 2008
A Trifle Uptight
Poulos took a beating, and rightfully so, in the comments section of his earlier post regarding Obama's statement of being "...a proud citizen of the United states, and a fellow citizen of the world." He took initial attempts at defense by writing:
"My great scorn for Obama’s remark — even if it was lifted from Kennedy, or if it’s supposed to apply to all of us, the content of my objection stands — should not be confused with scorn for his appearance in Berlin or even his speech. It is undeniable that Obama is an incredible asset to what is often discussed as ‘America’s image abroad’, and should really just be described as America. In several important ways, Obama is full of crap, but it is our crap that he is full of, and people all over the planet still love it.""...great scorn..." and "...full of crap..."?
Now, instead of just saying something to the effect of "fine, let's move on," he goes off on a self-absorbed and bizarre tangent about liberty and supposedly European absurdities of pan-human brotherhood and the greatest absurdities of the human condition and...whatever, Dude. Deep breath, Poulos, deep breath. Calm down.
To take the 5 word phrase of "...fellow citizen of the world..." in a near 30 minute speech and then extrapolate it into a rambling diatribe about our supposed delusions of pan-human brotherhood and the Left's menacing ambition of world government is not only terrifically pedantic and petty--it is childish, dishonest, and, quite frankly, unhinged. Further, it makes one wonder if he even listened to the speech!
Global warming and pollution just so happens to be global. International terrorism is called international terrorism because--you guessed it--it's international. World trade involves the world. Similarly, 'World markets' imply 'the World.' As such, logic would seem to indicate that Obama is quite right in saying we can't deal with these issues alone.
Then there is the fascinating irony in Poulos being so apoplectic about Obama's phrase and about how he is full of "America's crap" of human solidarity. A universal yearning for freedom and liberty is exactly the reason America was founded. It is Man's commonality and it does bind us together. This idea, this 'European delusion,' is the very foundation of the country!
Poulos may want to disagree with that, but he will be disagreeing with the language of the Declaration of Independence and every single administration since the founding of the nation. The continued existence and success of the United States, after absorbing almost every language, ethnicity, and culture on the planet however, would seem to indicate that Obama just might be on to something. If America has shown the world anything of value, it is that we are not so terribly different and that, yes, there is something that can universally bind. It doesn't make us brothers and sisters, but it does make us human beings that can, normally, coexist peacefully. And that's plenty good enough for me.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Obama Does Berlin
Beyond the addition of yet another outstanding speech, however, is the fascination I have with the bitter reaction of some conservatives to it, and the cynicism others have even to the idea of him giving a speech in Berlin now.
I can perfectly understand disagreeing with Obama on any and all political points, but what could possibly be wrong with an American presidential candidate being respected, and even adored, by a European audience? How could it be a mistake to say "I am a proud citizen of the United States and a citizen of the world" (the 'citizen of the world' phrase used by both Presidents Bush and Reagan, btw)? What could possibly be so regrettable about *finally* having a President--after all these horrible 8 years--who is greeted with cheers vs. protests and venom and derision and mockery? Talk about "Change We Can Believe In!"
Have some conservatives become so twisted around that they honestly think being liked around the world is some sort of stain or cause for concern? That it will somehow turn off American voters? Sad, if true. But I very sincerely doubt that many Americans who are still on the fence or were leaning toward Obama watched this and said something to the effect of "Gosh, he did have my support, but now that he seems to be respected and liked in Europe I'm not so sure anymore. If only he was a lightning rod of worldwide animosity and mockery. Then he would have my vote for sure."
To someone who would never vote for Obama anyway, sure, this speech might not have done him any favors. But if anyone has looked more presidential than he did, commanding the attention of over 200,000 Berliners while giving yet another stellar speech (fully from memory from what I could tell), I would like to know how I seemed to have missed the last 30 years of my life.
I don't think these conservatives hate Obama, but I think they hate how good he is and--perhaps--hate even more the idea of having to accept Obama and a left-of-center government in the US for a long time to come. It looks as if the GOP will be in the minority for quite a few years now and, for them, that has to hurt.
Monday, July 21, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Don't Mess With China
Actually....come to think of it, I don't think that would do much good. But here's to theater!
The Brass Ring
If I have a point in this post at all though, it's only to say that because of my field (IT Security) there are a range of well-paying opportunities available to me that just aren't there for most--even very well trained and/or educated people. Further, this job (as with all my previous jobs) really does nothing in the way of adding value to the economy in that it's service-oriented.
One gets the feeling sometimes that to really get the high-paying jobs, one needs to get into the service industry (and I don't mean just restaurants and hotels). We don't seem to value production and building in the same way we used to and I don't know why. But it worries me a bit. I think that one of the best things our new president could do would be to massively invest in the infrastructure of the US. It's bi-partisan, it's good for the economy, we need it, and it could re-establish jobs that actually add value to the economy as good, interesting, and rewarding occupations. Having to become a doctor, lawyer, broker, or IT weenie can't be the only way to make big bucks and have a rewarding career.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
The downside of San Francisco
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Friday, July 11, 2008
Class
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
$250 a barrel
The chief executive of the world's largest energy company [Alexey Miller] has issued the most dire warning yet about the soaring the price of oil, predicting that it will hit $250 per barrel "in the foreseeable future".
If You Have to Have Anal Cancer..
Saturday, June 7, 2008
US Immigration Policy
Kong, 20, is originally from Sudan, which is listed by the United States as a state sponsor of terrorism. Although he has lived in Canada since age 7, he does not hold citizenship there. He has been denied a visa to study in the United States three times, and it is unclear if he will ever satisfy the requirements for entry.
Even if the State Department thinks it's possible for a 7 year old child to fake being a refugee in order to hatch his mastermind terrorist plot--which is a bit of a stretch, I should hope--does his behavior over the last 13 years count for nothing?
I don't think the State Department is keeping him out because they think he's a terrorist. Even the drooling, giggling beasts at the INS aren't *that* stupid. I'm sure the young man is being turned down because some part of the process can't be fulfilled the way it normally is and it would put them in a position of having to rub a couple synapses together to work through. So they just reject the request and go put more coffee in their sippie cups because, well...fuck him--plenty of others standing in line.
Substantial reform of the State Department (and especially the INS and immigration law, since I mentioned it) would be enough to make a Obama a "good" president in my eyes. The task has to be daunting, at best.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Oh Johnny
You're giving a speech, Senator, not reading a limerick. And even if you were, it's not funny. And even if it was funny, your delivery makes it fall flat. McCain needs to stick with town halls and debates--this speech making just isn't for him and, at his age, he ain't gonna learn how to do it quickly enough.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Relax, Ds. Relax
As an armchair pundit, it's easy to see Obama winning the following states:
WA |
OR |
CA |
CO |
NM |
KS |
MO |
SD |
MN |
WI |
IL |
LA |
MS |
SC |
NC |
NY |
VT |
ME |
CT MA |
RI |
NJ |
NH |
IA |
DC |
MD HA |
That puts him at 286 electoral votes--16 over the 270 level necessary to win. McCain will probably have these states lined up:
MT |
WY |
ID |
UT |
NE |
AL |
TX |
KY |
WV |
AZ |
OK |
That puts him at 93 electoral votes--177 shy of the necessary majority. Which, of course, means he would *have* to win Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Arkansas, North Dakota, Tennessee, Michigan, Indiana, Georgia, Alaska, *and* Nevada *and* steal a few states from Obama just to win a razor thin majority of electoral votes. All Obama has to do is win over a state or two (or not) and walk into the Oval Office.
It's not that Obama could not lose, but the task presented McCain is so overwhelming, I don't think the best GOP candidate on her best day could pull it off.