Sunday, August 24, 2008

Onion Digs Deeper into Voting Demographics

As usual, the Onion digs deeper--this time into America's demographics. Finally, a news agency is tracking 'dental assistants who are going to go back to school to get their real estate licenses someday' demographic! One slight word of criticism, however. There is no mention of left-handed Haitian lesbian tennis players--crucial in Florida.

Bill Schneider, aka Baron Nozzle de la Douche, would be proud. Dig this joke at the end. (Overthrow of Greece...where does he come up with this stuff)?!


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