Thursday, April 9, 2009

Regular people

Much is venerated and derided about the 'average guy/gal' but, particularly in the US, the view seems to lean much more heavily toward veneration. I understand it and I don't.

There is a group of women about 30 yards away from me that meet every description of average. 30s-50s, not all that apparently intelligent, not that attractive, sneaking glances at every guy in the place trying to measure them up, average chicks. They are annoying, vulnerable, predictive, and beautiful. But, withal, I suppose the leaning toward veneration of them is genetic/instinctive ;-).

Keep dancing to Social Distortion, Ladies. My day is better watching you act the fool after a long day. And if I'm honest, as much as I will make special efforts to avoid you all, I'm a little jealous...

--Your semi-average Blogger