Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Whatever Dude

Whenever Ratzinger (aka, the Pope) wants to publicly state that raping children is a bad idea--and, in fact, a crime--*and* actually does something about it, maybe then I'll start to think his moral views are worth listening to. Actually, he will then have to state that AIDS is worse than condoms and that he would actually like to see his sub-Sahara African parishioners live instead of dying at the rate of 600-1000 a day.

Gay marriage is an 'obstacle' to world peace? WTF? Well, with respect to his Holiness, what better moral leaders can one have on the teachings of the family than the Vatican? After all, they are largely old, celibate, men that gather wisdom from millenia-old stories/nightmares about turning women into salt, slaughtering neighboring villagers and enslaving their virgins, and stoning disobedient children that were written by other old (and probably also sexually frustrated, if not celibate) men chasing goats around a rock. Not sure they were pederasts, but who knows? After all, who doesn't want to rape a child? It's just the way God made us, right?

Or.......we can choose to ignore this guy who is, by all appearances, gayer than a maypole. He criticizes gay marriage as an obstacle to peace in the world?! What, as opposed to Vatican bath house adorned in supple young boys? Phuk you, Ratzinger. Phuk you and the ground you walk on (and kneel supplicantly upon--and no, not talking about prayer).
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