What's with the gay thing?

This chick can be rather entertaining sometimes, if a little predictable. Still, a character--and that's good enough: http://www.rachellucas.com/2007/06/a_word_about_john_edwards.html. What gets me in this little missive of hers is that she and her commentortium practically masturbate each other with their "John Edwards is gay" stuff. First, Edwards is obviously not a gay man.

Secondly, he actually has a couple whatchamacallit....oh yeah, PLANS about a couple of things. You know, things like...cutting the taxes of a working family vs. Paris Hilton...going to war with a plan...staying out of a husband's gut-wrenching choice of letting his vegetable wife die after years of life support systems have done no good instead of singling him out as an evil man because the wife occasionally and involuntarily says "GRRRRR" and druels down her chin...having a system that doesn't leave people floating down a flooded street while their bodies are being gnawed at by rats...dealing with a disastrous health care system that burdens all citizens and businesses...balancing a budget...those kind of things. You may disagree with him about them (as I do on some), but at least he demonstrates a couple synapses firing together.

Third, he was almost VP of the United States before Florida (our internal third world nation) and Ohio decided to screw things up for everyone--and with Kerry the Banal as the lead man on the ticket. So he is obviously not a repulsive fembot to tens of millions of Americans, if not the vast majority.

Fourth, he's not that popular amongst the D's. He's struggling to stay in the double digits in the polls.

And fifth, let's have a taste test.
--Three of the GOP candidates don't believe in evolution. All of the D's do.
--McCain apparently thinks that success is just around the corner in Iraq. The D's are with the 2 thirds plus of Americans who don't. Breaks my heart, because I'm normally a McCain guy, but he's wrong and I think he secretly knows it.
--Romney thinks that Jesus decided to hang out with the Native Americans--excuse me, Lost Tribes of Israel--in Missouri after the crucifixion. None of the D's do.
--Ron Paul is routinely vilified by other Republicans for sounding like Ronald Reagan and Barry Goldwater. Doubt the D's understand why (I know I don't).

Which leaves Rudy G, running for President of 9/11. Could Edwards lose to him? Maybe. But if Rachel and her giggling sycophants can't see that Ru Paul in full drag would likely be an improvement to this GOP hell we've been living through, they are truly the ones out of touch. (Oh, wait...didn't mean to demean Rudy's drag performance. Hyuh hyuh hyuh, heeez ghey!)